OFFICIAL GIG TICKET DEBT NOTICE

YOUR GET-OUT CLAUSE

So… you’ve been handed the ticket stub.

Unfortunately, this means someone has decided you owe them gig tickets.*

Before you start checking your bank balance, there is a way out.

OPTION 01

BUY YOUR WAY OUT

Buy the smug friend who gave you this a GIG-LOG-RAPHY instead. It’s a lot cheaper than gig tickets and, more importantly, gets you off the hook.

And seeing as you’ve been dragged into this against your will, I’ve made your escape a little more exciting…

EXCLUSIVE GET-OUT OFFER 2 FOR £30 One for them. One for you. Everybody wins.

USE EXCLUSIVE LINK BELOW.
NO CODE NECESSARY

BUY YOUR WAY OUT →

OPTION 02

THE FREE WAY OUT

Don’t fancy spending any money?

Fair enough.

Follow @giglography on socials and we’ll call it quits.

It costs absolutely nothing AND gets you out of this completely fictional contractual obligation.

FOLLOW @GIGLOGRAPHY →

DEBT SETTLED.

Congratulations. Your completely fictional gig ticket debt has officially been cleared.

You’re off the hook.

I hope that this little introduction to GIG-LOG-RAPHY gave you both a chuckle

THE ACTUAL SMALL PRINT

*No legally binding contract exists. Obviously.

Possession of a GIG-LOG-RAPHY ticket stub does not legally require anyone to purchase gig tickets, a GIG-LOG-RAPHY, a pint, post-gig chips or anything else for the smug person who handed it to them.

It’s a joke. Please don’t contact a solicitor.

GIG-LOG-RAPHY Experiences deserve to be remembered fully.